efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
  • practicallydisney:

    When people say “you’re too old for Disney” I’m like, you literally know nothing about Walt Disney and the Disney company, do you?

    lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe
    gameraboy:

Goofy riding the Mad Tea Party, 1964. Via Vintage Disneyland Tickets.
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